Mostly I write about frivolous things
I write about rodeo queens and baby animals and garage bands, and things people do in the small amount of time that is actually theirs. Because everyone has to go to work, and everyone has to clean their kitchen, and everyone has to get their car's oil changed. But the things we actually choose — the optional things — are often the most important.
Besides, there is plenty of seriousness and darkness in the paper. There is not, in my opinion, nearly enough baby animals and straight-up ridiculous lies in the paper, so that's where I carved my niche.
But sometimes I did write serious things, hopefully not in a "GUYS. Did you know I can actually be a SERIOUS, IMPORTANT REPORTER" way, like Jim Carrey trying to shake things up by taking on the lead in a war drama or something.
Anyway. Here they are, six serious things:
1. A story about noise
2. A story about a helpful lady
3. A column about hurricanes
4. A column about seizures
5. A column about (not) smoking
6. A column about democracy
Besides, there is plenty of seriousness and darkness in the paper. There is not, in my opinion, nearly enough baby animals and straight-up ridiculous lies in the paper, so that's where I carved my niche.
But sometimes I did write serious things, hopefully not in a "GUYS. Did you know I can actually be a SERIOUS, IMPORTANT REPORTER" way, like Jim Carrey trying to shake things up by taking on the lead in a war drama or something.
Anyway. Here they are, six serious things:
1. A story about noise
2. A story about a helpful lady
3. A column about hurricanes
4. A column about seizures
5. A column about (not) smoking
6. A column about democracy